G.I. Joe: Retaliation – Quotes
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Roadblock: “In the immortal words of Jay Z – What ever deity may guard my life, Dear Lord, don’t let me die tonight. But if I shall before I wake, I accept my fate.”
Duke: “Drive it like you stole it.”
Roadblock: “As your good friend, you need a new catch phrase.”
“All that wii shooter finally paid off.”
Pakistan – “a riot with a zip code.”
Warden to Snake Eyes: “I’m a very big fan. I love the black. It’s very Johnny Cash.”
Warden: “I sound like a real estate agent. I’m not trying to sell you anything, except maybe hopelessness.”
Warden: “During REM sleep the body produces a chemical that keeps us from moving, acting out our dreams.”
“Destro, Cobra Commander and Snake Eyes. The three of you are like my fantasy football league.”
Firefly: “Well, it’s good to know we’re not short on crazy.”
“Oh, you know, they call it a water board, but I never get bored.”
Stoop: “You lost, little man?”
Stoop: “So why don’t you take Miley Cyrus and Ryan Seacrest and head that way.”
Stoop: “That’s what happens when you’re in trouble. You come home.”
Roadblock: “Home is where the help is.”
Stoop: “I got payments on this one. I don’t get ‘em like I used to.”
Lady Jaye: “Wow! It is an actual pit.”
Roadblock: “Stoop’s no angel, but he is family and we can trust him.”
Roadblock: “I came here when I was fourteen with a life expectancy of thirteen.”
Roadblock: “I became a Joe to serve. If we’re fighting uphill, we take the hill.”
“I’ll take two cases of thin mints and a couple of boxes of chocolates.”
“We fear he’s dead.”
“I don’t think so. You aren’t gonna kill your best asset.”
Lady Jaye: “Girl scout to secretary – amazing. Name’s not Brenda.”
Joe Colton: “It’s just a pen.”
Storm Shadow: “It’s possible to feel so much hate you stop feeling it at all. Like a fish in water.”
Storm Shadow: “Why defend yourself to men too blind to see?”
Lady Jaye re: Her father: “He said he didn’t want to put his life in the hands of a woman. I enlisted the next day. Spent the next seven years trying to outrank him so he’d have to salute me. He died before I got the chance.”
Storm Shadow: “I am not with you. But for the moment I am not against you.”
Joe Colton: “The O.D. says I can’t come out of retirement. They didn’t say anything about re-enlisting.”
Imposter President: “It’s true. I pushed it. I pushed the button.”
President of another nation: “You have lost your mind.”
Imposter President: “It’s all relative.”
Imposter President: “Well, the good news is there’s no global warming summit.”
Joe Colton: “You all right?”
Lady Jaye: “Yeah. You all right?”
Joe Colton: “My cholesterol’s a little high.”
“I figured N. Korea for last. Gotta love the little guy.”
Storm Shadow: “You betrayed the hard master and made me what I am.”
“Yeah, I can see that was wrong.”
Zartan: “Everybody wants to rule the world.”
President: “The world knows them as Joes. We know them as heroes.”
“With the world back in order…”