Monsters University – Quotes

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Wazowski, introducing himself:  “Mike Wazowski.  We carpool.  We’re cousins!?”

Wazowski:  “Oh, OK.  Hang out with her.  She’s a good egg.”

Hardscrabble:  “Scariness is the true measure of a monster.  If you’re not scary, what are you?  My job is not to make mediocre monsters less mediocre.”

“It’s time to start delivering on that Sullivan name.”

Wazowski :  “Unlike you, I had to work hard to get into the scare program.”

Sully:  “That’s because you don’t belong here.”

Sully:  “What?  But I’m a Sullivan!”

“Well then, I’m sure your family will be disappointed.”

Sully:  “It’s not cheating.  I’m just leveling the playing field.”

“We’re OK”


“We forgot to bring a hostess gift.  We need some scented candles.”

Sully :  “What are you doing?”

“Raising money for charity.”

Sully:   “Well, I want you to stop it.”

“Stop raising money for charity? That’s not cool.”

“You can train monsters like this all you want, but you can’t change who they are.”

Wazowski :  “See what they have in common?”

“No.  Not really.”

Wazowski :  “Exactly.  They all use their differences.”

Sully:  “I’ve been a real jerk.”

Wazowski:  “So have I.  But it’s not too late.  We could be a real great team. We just need to work together.”

“Hide and Sneak”

“Enjoy it while it lasts.  When you lose, no one will remember you.”

Wazowski:  “Well maybe.  But when you lose, no one will let you forget it.”

“Thanks for taking it easy on grandpa!”

“You rule!”

“I have never ruled before!”

Wazowski :  “Why are my settings tampered with?  Why are my settings easier?  You said you believed in me.  You don’t think I’m scary.”

Sully:  “I wanted to help.”

Wazowski:  “You just wanted to help yourself.”

Wazowski:  “I did everything right.  I wanted it more than anyone, and I thought if I did everything right, I would be something special.”

Wazowski:  “You mess up over and over again and everyone still loves you.”

Wazowski :  “Don’t do that.  You’ll never know how it feels.”

Sully:  “Yeah, I’m a Sullivan—the Sullivan who failed every test and got kicked out of the program.  Yea, I act scary, but most of the time, I’m scared.”

Wazowski:  “Stop being a Sullivan and start being YOU.”

“Don’t think of me as your new Dad.  Just think of me as your big brother who’s marrying your mother.  Wait, that’s not right.”

Wazowski :  “You know, for the first time in my life, I don’t really have a plan.”

Sully:  “I’ve been riding your coat tails.”

Sully:  “You’re the great Wazowski!”

Wazowski:  “Perhaps I should eave the great to other people.  For now I’m OK just being OK.”

Sully:  “You’re not just OK.”

Sully:  “You’re not scary, but you’re fearless!”

Hardscrabble:  “The two of you did something together that no one has ever done before.  You surprised me.”