Monsters University – Quotes
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Wazowski, introducing himself: “Mike Wazowski. We carpool. We’re cousins!?”
Wazowski: “Oh, OK. Hang out with her. She’s a good egg.”
Hardscrabble: “Scariness is the true measure of a monster. If you’re not scary, what are you? My job is not to make mediocre monsters less mediocre.”
“It’s time to start delivering on that Sullivan name.”
Wazowski : “Unlike you, I had to work hard to get into the scare program.”
Sully: “That’s because you don’t belong here.”
Sully: “What? But I’m a Sullivan!”
“Well then, I’m sure your family will be disappointed.”
Sully: “It’s not cheating. I’m just leveling the playing field.”
“We’re OK”
“Misdirection!”
“We forgot to bring a hostess gift. We need some scented candles.”
Sully : “What are you doing?”
“Raising money for charity.”
Sully: “Well, I want you to stop it.”
“Stop raising money for charity? That’s not cool.”
“You can train monsters like this all you want, but you can’t change who they are.”
Wazowski : “See what they have in common?”
“No. Not really.”
Wazowski : “Exactly. They all use their differences.”
Sully: “I’ve been a real jerk.”
Wazowski: “So have I. But it’s not too late. We could be a real great team. We just need to work together.”
“Hide and Sneak”
“Enjoy it while it lasts. When you lose, no one will remember you.”
Wazowski: “Well maybe. But when you lose, no one will let you forget it.”
“Thanks for taking it easy on grandpa!”
“You rule!”
“I have never ruled before!”
Wazowski : “Why are my settings tampered with? Why are my settings easier? You said you believed in me. You don’t think I’m scary.”
Sully: “I wanted to help.”
Wazowski: “You just wanted to help yourself.”
Wazowski: “I did everything right. I wanted it more than anyone, and I thought if I did everything right, I would be something special.”
Wazowski: “You mess up over and over again and everyone still loves you.”
Wazowski : “Don’t do that. You’ll never know how it feels.”
Sully: “Yeah, I’m a Sullivan—the Sullivan who failed every test and got kicked out of the program. Yea, I act scary, but most of the time, I’m scared.”
Wazowski: “Stop being a Sullivan and start being YOU.”
“Don’t think of me as your new Dad. Just think of me as your big brother who’s marrying your mother. Wait, that’s not right.”
Wazowski : “You know, for the first time in my life, I don’t really have a plan.”
Sully: “I’ve been riding your coat tails.”
Sully: “You’re the great Wazowski!”
Wazowski: “Perhaps I should eave the great to other people. For now I’m OK just being OK.”
Sully: “You’re not just OK.”
Sully: “You’re not scary, but you’re fearless!”
Hardscrabble: “The two of you did something together that no one has ever done before. You surprised me.”
