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Get a robe or something, you’re asking too much of that towel.
I think you’re smellin’ what I’m sellin’.
Nick: Ever think about hiding this place a little better?
Roy: How long’s it been since you had a VCR repaired?
Nick: Point taken.
Proctor: 10,000 people die every day. The system wasn’t designed to handle that many people.
Roy: Come on Rookie. Grab your juevos.
Roy: Consider it the universe’s witness protection program.
Roy: Look at the ankles on that girl.
Nick: Ankles? That’s what you’re into?
Roy: In my day, women dressed way more conservatively
Nick: Oh, and that makes you way less creepy?
Roy: You have a very impressive crumple zone.
Roy: With all that trantrummering…
Roy: I can’t listen to one more weird chestnut from you.
Nick: Roy, thank you very much for your mentorship. I’m sure it meant a lot to you.
What do you think eternal punishment is going to be like?
Roy: She billy goated me.
Roy: Why she covers up her ankles with her …boots, I’ll never understand.